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    1. sakuraa:

      adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

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    3. gay8:

      gay8:

      gay8:

      my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

      i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

      this post is one of my best by a landslide

      (Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

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    5. crybaybe:

      when ur on ur phone in chemistry and ur teacher walks over and asks what ur doing and ur just like

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    7. cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

      cute-overload:

      It’s his first time having to wear a cone

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    9. @kristinagarciaaa

      @kristinagarciaaa

    10. the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

      the-pietriarchy:

      the-pietriarchy:

      the-pietriarchy:

      this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

      he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

      update: I banged him

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    12. Sunflower maze!

      Sunflower maze!

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    16. ryuuhousdick:

the fifty shades of grey movie seems really promising

      ryuuhousdick:

      the fifty shades of grey movie seems really promising

      (Source: outofcontextanimation)

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    18. nellwholock:

      cleopatrasweave:

      lyssissherlocked:

      subliminal-mind-duck:

      invisiblechickens:

      are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

      like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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      but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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      I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

      Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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      we never learn

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    20. dekutrickortreet:

      telapathetic:

      when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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      damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

      (Source: telapathetic)

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    24. katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

      katara:

      craigtucker-futhermucker:

      animalics:

      Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

      HNNNNGGG

      "so they don’t panic"

      The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

    25. soimlk:

      lets fuck in an art gallery 

      i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

      you are a masterpiece 

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    27. thecutestofthecute:

      Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

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