Hey mtv my name is Dan and welcome to my crib
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time