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    1. cradily:

      will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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    3. canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

      canadumb:

      I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

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    5. r0sekanaya:

      filling out a job application

      “are you available for a Skype interview?”

      ….

      image

      “no.”

      (Source: karemloo)

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    7. orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

      tastefullyoffensive:

      I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

      [theflyhater]

      i fucking watched this

      for 15 minutes

      waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

      15 minutes

      of staring 

      i trusted you

      do you understand 

      how much i want to kill you right now

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    9. whitetrash-official:

a headline i never thought i would see

      whitetrash-official:

      a headline i never thought i would see

      (Source: pizzaight)

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    11. aspio:

      playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

      image

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    13. (Source: chelsealovegun)

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    17. h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

      h0odrich:

      awwww-cute:

      This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

      GO OFF!!!

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    19. iamthedukeofurl:

      wholockian-at-hogwarts:

      WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

      We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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    21. egg-rolls:

      when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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    23. contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

      contingent-dreams:

      lunar-raspberry:

      "And what do we say to death?"

      "Not today."

      "The fuck out my face"

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    25. radicalsunflower:

lordoftheswag:

let me sit this…aaaaassssss on ya

suffocate ya with da booty

      radicalsunflower:

      lordoftheswag:

      let me sit this…aaaaassssss on ya

      suffocate ya with da booty

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    27. catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

      catgoddess:

      awwww-cute:

      Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

      *Pat pat pat pat*

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